Absolutely No Smoking

But if you do, you should totally put your butt out here.

Then Who the Hell Is Sitting Next to Me?!

Eat Me Again

That's what she said.

Eat Me

Blast Zone

I like to think that millions of visitors take this same photo every year. (I certainly hope I'm not the only one.)

They're Biiiiiiiiiitchin'

(Imagine Tony the Tiger said that. It's better that way.)

Once You've Had Pepper, You'll Never Get Better

And the prize for Most Sexual Salt and Pepper Shakers goes to... Harry's in Manhattan, KS!

But No Shoes or Shirts Is Totally Cool

Hilariously Disturbing

I don't know which is more disturbing: that they look like meth addicts or like they've all been shot point blank in the head.

The Spirit of My People Soars with the Lollipops

If this Native American could talk, I like to think he'd tell us all to "suck it."

The Most Accurate Restroom Sign Ever

Flu Shots on the Cheap

I don't know about you, but I think flu shots are one of those areas where you don't cut corners.

WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY TO THE DOOR?!

Truth in Advertising

Another fine example of truth  in advertising.

Slow Down for a Quickie

I thought this meant something completely different.

Gotta Love Local Weather

A gem from our favorite local weatherman.

Behold Scenic Wabaunsee!

Are we there yet?

A Modern Day Classic

This catchphrase will never grow old.

The Official Weather Report

Not as awesome.

This Deal Won't Last

Hurry! Buy now!