5 Ways I Know I'm Getting Older

1. I think of 24 year-olds as kids.
2. I say things like "we could use the rain."
3. I'm contemplating a subscription to More magazine.
4. I remember when they used to play Nirvana on college radio instead of over the grocery's muzak loudspeaker.
5. I think a nose hair trimmer seems like a good investment.