Remember when I said that I still find poop jokes funny? I wasn't kidding. I do. So today I give you an ode to Immodium or, if you'll allow, an Imm-ode-ium. I felt it when I wrote this, and I hope you will, too... may this verse make you swell with civic duty.
Imm-Ode-ium
(to the tune of God Bless America)
God bless Immodium
Drug that I love
Stands behind you
And plugs you
Through the night and the day, all with love
From esophagus
To your colon
To the toilet
White with chrome
God bless Immodium
No drippy foam
God bless Immodium
No drippy foam
Oh my, lol. Not much of a "poopy" joke person myself but def. give you kuddos for imagination :)
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